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SuperMario
04-09-2007, 12:08
A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared,She confides
this ' news' to her mother.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who
was the pig that did This to you?I want to know!" The girl picks up the
phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of
their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He
sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells
them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However,
I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take
responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
town house, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born,
my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If
it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, If there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand Firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again !"