bro
01-10-2008, 13:24
A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "Got any bread?"
"No", replies the barman
"Got any bread?" asks the duck again,
"No, I just told you", says the barman.
"Got any bread?", the duck asks again.
"Look, if you ask me one more time if I have got any bread, I'm going to nail your beak to the bloody bar!" shouts the annoyed barman.
"Got any nails?", asks the duck
"No?" replies the puzzled barman
"Got any bread?" quacks the duck.
"No", replies the barman
"Got any bread?" asks the duck again,
"No, I just told you", says the barman.
"Got any bread?", the duck asks again.
"Look, if you ask me one more time if I have got any bread, I'm going to nail your beak to the bloody bar!" shouts the annoyed barman.
"Got any nails?", asks the duck
"No?" replies the puzzled barman
"Got any bread?" quacks the duck.