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paulk-dw
27-09-2008, 15:51
I caught the largest trout i have ever seen, I took it illegally from the river Clyde and was about to put it the boot of my car,this bailiff appeared from no-where & comes up and tries to arrest me for illegally fishing.

I explained that i didn't catch the trout, it's was my pet trout that i bring it down everyday before work to the water to have a swim, and then take it back home to his tank after his swim.
The bailiff was pretty sceptical to be honest about the whole thing but i offered to show the official how i trained the trout and together we both go down to the water, i tenderly placed the fish into the water, where it swims off into the reeds.

We were both standing there for a few minutes and then the bailiff turned to me said, "so how long before he comes back?"

"Until who comes back?" i replied :eek: