a dog called sex

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Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie.

I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex.

He said "I would like to have one too" then I said

"but this is a dog"

He said he didn't care what she looked like.

Then I said

"but you don't understand I have had Sex since I was 9 years old.

He replied that I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.

I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for me and my wife and a separate room for Sex.

He said every room in this place is for sex.

I said "you don't understand.

Sex keeps me awake all night" and the clerk replied "me too".

I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.

Another contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around.

I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.

He told me that I could have sold tickets for that

"but you don't understand, I hope to have Sex on T.V."

He called me a Show off.


When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.

I said "Your honour I had sex before we were married".

The judge said "me too".

Then I told him that after we were married sex left me.

He replied "me too".

Last night Sex ran off again.

I spent hours looking around for him.

A cop came over and asked me

"What are you doing wandering around the alley at 4 am for?"

I replied "I am looking for Sex"

My case comes up in court on Friday.